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That’s My Penis

I’ve realized that when it comes to bodily functions, I’m a bit of a puritan. In junior high when boys decide that all the best jokes contain waste, I was always the first to be disgusted. And then in college we had a guy in …

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kids, Learning, parenthood, Porn, Rants, shit storm4 Comments on That’s My PenisOctober 1, 2012 By todd

Worse than a Shit Job

A garbage truck pulled up to my work the other day and the driver got out to empty our dumpster. As always he wore coveralls so filthy they appear to have not been cleaned since he bought them, which actually makes some sense – when …

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Jobs, Rants, shit storm, WorkLeave a Comment on Worse than a Shit JobJuly 14, 2012 By todd

Shit Storm IV: The Surprise

I didn’t expect to be writing about this topic any time soon, but that’s the thing about shit… it can surprise you.

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diapers, Dog, kids, parenthood, shit storm4 Comments on Shit Storm IV: The SurpriseDecember 22, 2011 By todd

Shit Storm – Now with More Swagger

Recently, my son’s weapons grade bowels struck again and gave me a newfound appreciation for the wonder of diapers. Obviously something has to be done to keep little ones from literally soiling everything everywhere with a dedication rivaling the postal service. But, after nearly two …

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diapers, john wayne, parenthood, shit storm, swagger1 Comment on Shit Storm – Now with More SwaggerJuly 26, 2011 By todd
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